LAUNDRY

Well this is what happens when you don't check all the pockets in the jeans. This is a paycheck in a million pieces. It kinda reminds me of life. I mean life is a million little pieces all in one. When they are not together then you don't have the whole life. Kinda like this paycheck, without all the pieces together there is no point in having it.

He is the kind of person who

He is the kind of person who brought candy everyday
He is the kind of person who had parties every Friday
He is the kind of person who made lots of desserts
He is the kind of person who went to all the dances
He is the kind of person who did not drink a lot
He is the kind of person who played with toy trains
He is the kind of person who loved antiques
He is the kind of person who fears being sad
He is the kind of person who was always happy
He is the kind of person who loves the rain
He is the kind of person who hates the mud
He is the kind of person who loved to drink coffee
He is the kind of person who had a full garbage can
He is the kind of person who let you teach the class

He was the best Teacher ever

Email I received

H I , B e a u t i f u l ! !



Did you know ! that it 's Beautiful Women Month ?

Well, it is and that means you and me. I'm supposed to send this to FIVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, and you are one of them!!!

Facts On Figures :

There are 3 billion women who don't look like super models  

And only eight who do.                             
Did you know Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14?   !




If Barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on all FOURS due to her proportions!


The average woman weighs 144 pounds, and wears between a size 12-14. 

One out of every 4 college-aged women has an eating disorder.


The Models in the magazines are AIRBRUSHED!!! - NOT Perfect!!

A psychological study in 1995 found that 3 minutes spent looking at a Fashion Magazine caused 70% of women to feel depressed , guilty and SHAMEFUL!

Models 20 years ago weighed 8% Less than the average Woman.

Today they weigh 23% less...... 


~~ Beauty of a Woman ~~
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows.
The beauty of a woman
With time, only grows.. 

 

The Images of Mother

4 YEARS OF AGE Y My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE Y My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE Y My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE Y Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either!
16 YEARS OF AGE Y Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE Y That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE Y Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 YEARS OF AGE Y Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE Y Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE Y Wish I could talk it over with Mom. . .

***Please send this to all the phenomenal women you know today in celebration of Women's ! History Month.



If you do, something good will happen...
YOU will boost another woman's self-esteem

Stealing the Tree

I hit the brakes as hard as I could because of what I saw ahead of me. There were hundreds of Christmas trees falling out of a dump truck, as it rolled on its side. Not sure how this happened, but I knew it wasn't good. Before anyone had called the cops, I got out of my car quickly and put one of those 7 foot Christmas trees on top of my car and drove away. As I pulled away from the scene I called the cops and told them a truck was on its side on Route 37. When I got home with the Christmas tree my children were so delighted to see what I had brought home. Normally we didn't have a Christmas tree because we couldn't afford to get one. We decorated the tree with so many colorful changing lights and an angel. Later on that night, I saw the scene of the accident again on the television. The firefighters grabbed a latter in order to help the truck driver out of the truck.

Christmas Tree

Although the Christmas tree was only up for 2 months, it was the best part of this house. Our Christmas tree was 7 feet tall and was covered with so many colorful lights. All of us kids got to decorate the tree. every night before we went to bed all 7 of us kids would lay under the tree and look up at all the lights changing colors. we even had Christmas music playing. One year I was the one chosen to put the angel on top of the tree. I had to climb up a latter in order to reach it. On Christmas day all the family would come over and eat dinner ad listen to the Christmas music that was playing on the tree and talk about we liked most about Christmas. I always said how much I liked the tree and I know the baby really liked the tree too, especially the lights.

Beauty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03x6NGGy_sA
This is not the best video.


I believe beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. I don't think that a person should care what other people think. It doesn't matter how small or large a person is. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, I believe the only thing that matters is who you are on the inside. The video about dove that we watched in class is an example of what the media thinks women should look like. I feel that the media has gone to far, and that all people are beautiful in their own way.

Leaves, Urinal, and Glazed Donut

I found the leaves to be very colorful, that is the type of art I like. I like when something catches your eye the first time you look at it. I didn't actually know that the different colors were leaves until I looked at the background. The light to dark colors of the leaves reminds me of the seasons. The leaves start to get darker and die when it turns to fall and winter, but during the spring and summer the colors of the leaves gets lighter. To me the leaves symbolize life and death. Life being the brighter color and death being the darker color.

I didn't really care for the urinal photograph. It may be art, but it is not something that I find eye- catching. I like more of the bright colors. I think that anyone could turn a urinal over and take a picture, but everyone has a different opinion about art.


I absolutely love Krispy Kreme glazed donuts. They are pretty awesome. The glazing on the donuts just melts in your mouth. It just makes you want to eat more. I don't believe that glazed donuts has much to do with art, but everyone sees things differently.